莫平的英文私塾

不囉唆，阿基師今天的記者會十大金句的英文說法是──

1.說嘴對嘴也還好啦，我的客人常常跟我嘴對嘴，這是我的國際禮儀
Mouth-to-mouth is no biggie. My customers and I do that a lot to each other. I consider it international etiquette.

2.跟她嘴對嘴的同時，我只是接招而已，就嘴巴碰一下而已，裡面舌頭沒有喇來喇去
I was passive when her lips pressed against mine. No saliva exchanging. Scout’s honor.

3.我去摩鐵有擁抱啦，只是給她溫暖
I did hug her at the motel. I was trying to keep her warm.

4.她一句腦公~就抱過來了，我根本閃不掉
No sooner had she moaned “Hubby honey” than she grabbed me. There was no escaping.

5.她家境不好，我去摩鐵援助她，人之常情
She is poor. It is only human that I went to the motel to offer her aid.

6.女粉絲平常簡訊都用Dear老公開頭
This female fan always calls me “Dear hubby” in her text messages.

7.如果我們真的有做什麼，怎麼可能只有30-40分鐘，不會那麼短吧
If something really had happened, it couldn’t have lasted just 30-40 minutes. I can do much, much, much better than that.

8.今天兩度被拍到，我們清清白白，鐵門拉下來擁抱一下感受溫暖而已
Although we were spotted twice, I swear we were innocent. We were just hugging in order to feel warmth with the doors closed.

9.不是外遇喔，是「巧遇」
This was not “having an affair,” but a “chance meeting.”

10.車子她開的~我上了她的車~就~咻的滑進摩鐵了~
It was her car. I got into her car and, before you know it, we were in the motel.