莫平的英文私塾

─ 我會轉送給別人。不然就拿去破銅爛鐵可以賣一些錢。

I’ll give it to someone else. Or I’ll sell it at a recycle station for a bit of dough.

─ 死亡之握跟回春之手，誰比較厲害？
Let’s see which is mightier – the Handshake of Doom or the Hand That Saves Lives?

─ 我還有四年要幹，你隨時可以下台，負什麼政治責任？
I’ve got four years, but you may be sacked anytime. What political responsibility do you have?

─ 台北市政府是公家機關，不是鴻海公司附設台北市政府。
Taipei City Government is a government agency, not a subsidiary of Hon Hai.

─ 當你只有香蕉時，就只請得起猴子。
You can only afford monkeys when you can only offer bananas.

─ 歷史定位是人死了蓋棺論定，還活著想那些幹什麼，神經病啊！
The place in history is for dead people. You’ve gotta be nuts if you worry about it when you’re still alive.

─ 不要搞成他媽的好像作秀、小丑，不喜歡。
Don’t make this a frigging circus. I hate it.

─ 我選舉又沒拿過你的錢，沒有欠你的，我跟你講，公事公辦。
I didn’t take your money during the election, so I don’t owe you s—t. We’ll do this by the book, amigo.