莫平的英文私塾

1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
解說: Boogeyman 是美國父母用來嚇不乖小孩的鬼. 美國小孩傳統都會怕衣櫥裡藏鬼, 常要爸媽幫他們檢查有沒有Boogeyman 在裡面.

2. Fear of spiders is called aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
翻譯: 害怕蜘蛛稱之為 "節足動物恐懼症," 害怕密閉空間稱之為 "幽閉恐懼症", 害怕羅禮士呢, 則稱之為 "邏輯".

3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
翻譯: 羅禮士二十年前就死了, 只是死神還沒有鼓起足夠勇氣來告訴他而已.